• Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
  • Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
  • Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
  • Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
  • Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
  • Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!